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Release by John-J Anderson [Short Story]

Release By John-J Anderson The river grew black, glowing with the faint spectral petals of ghostly pale hands reaching up from the depths, unable to break the surface, trapped in a sodden muddy prison of breathless torment. Cries echoed out through the desolate landscape surrounding me as I dug my bare feet into the crumbling soaked winter banks. “Release me from this nightmare!” Adding malice to misplaced anguish, the whippings winds that howled through my ears and drew up spiky grey hairs upon my limbs. Shrouding the night sky that had grown tired with a black cloaking mass of cloud, the darkness held a canopy of withered tangled tree limbs. They danced against the stars as though orchestrating the events unfolding just below their reach. Nature succumbs to the forces of dark splendour that danced on her soils that evening. With sudden disarray, the river ceased its tempest storm of crashing waves and became deathly still. Frozen as a solid block of obsidian, as though the arrival of...

Stupid enough for a blueprint?

Here I am wondering what to do with all these finished, previously self-published, novels. It is a promisingly gloomy day outside and the prospect of rain has me all excited, energetic enough to realise that I might have something tangible now to get some grip back beneath my soles. Self-publishing to the extent of my works being available amongst the AI slop filled digital shelves of Amazon is no longer an option, sure they might retain some rights to showcase my previously published books with them due to the customers who already bought them needing "updates". But I dont plan on giving them anything else, instead, stay with me, I am looking to approach publishers directly or via an agent with future projects. My previously published works are currently being tidied up, edited once again and in some places chopped down to re-release as new editions that I will personally order prints of to sell directly to anyone interested.  Just had an idea while typing this; maybe I coul...

Been a Minute

It's not often that I go this long without an update on the blog page, I have some anxieties growing about the deadly silence from my end so I thought it best to dip into the pool of my own nonsensical journal entires and give you another memo. Subject, all the goings on you grubby little creatures have come to expect. So lets get into the oatmeal, shall we? Perhaps it was the lack of general work on the books that kept me away, I finished the short story involving the deathly unfortunate brothers and a particualrly violent geyser. Then I sort of just fell away from the writing for a bit. Angel hasnt been well, her kidney disease has taken a bad turn and I think we are now approaching the end of her life - as painful as that is type. She had vets and bloods, urine, pressure and all sorts of new meds prescribed, it has been tough but she is still hanging around for us and still being her adorable little chubby self - albeit not-so chubby now.  I am currently in a bit of a tizzy with...

Going Backwards to Build Back Up.

Blog about stopping everything. Going back to the old books and reading them, enjoying them and once again editing them. I am not a static individual, in fact I move around so much in my plans that I often give myself emotional whiplash from the instability. But its Friday and normally at this point during the week I post a blog updating any readers still lurking in the shadowy parts of this site, so lets have a chat about goings backwards to build things back up again. Writing has been devoid of meaning for me ever since I hitched my wagon to Amazon for self publishing, I never felt satisfied, even as the numbers of sales crept up week-on-week. So I stepped back and pulled my work from the disgusting depths of KDP that has done untold damage to the writing industry through its tolerance for AI generated books and its acceptance of unfinished, quick to shelf books that barely manage to piece together coherent sentences. Anyone can write a book, with the help of AI (fuck AI), literally ...

Ranking Every Episode of Bottom

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British comedy is unlike any other countries, it falls somewhere between utterly dry and outrageously slapstick that is defines what our nation loves and hates. We have the sophisticated scenario jokes in Blackadder, the uncomfortably real The Office, the acid trip fever dream Mighty Boosh and one of my personal favourites; Bottom.  Its a strange one, I cant really explain why exactly I love this show. It is horrible really, two degenerate middle aged men; one an alcholoic substance abusing violent gambler and the other a sexually inept, utterly insane wanna be upper-class weirdo. They arent likeable, they arent even relatable, but I cannot stop watching them get into mad scenarios. I mean, who wouldnt want to watch these two; Richard Richard and Edward Elizabeth Hitler (yes, those are the characters names), attempt to run a corner shop for the afternoon or take a home-made cattle prod out to threaten people on halloween.  So I thought a fun exercise might be to once again wat...